once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out.
friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
Imagine joking around with you favorite characters and you accidentally say
"THATS WHAT YOU MUM SAID LAST NIGHT"
It’s all fun and games until you find out the 16 year old in your favourite TV show is 28 in real life.