my mom and I were walking our dogs and some guy whistled and yelled “hey sexy!” so I turned to my dog and said “did you hear that Riley? he thinks you’re sexy!” and my mom laughed so hard we had to stop walking
when i grow up i want to be a manatee
one of many reasons i’m over 200 hours in and haven’t finished
M͙ͤe̟̜̤̓̂ͣ̿̔ͯ͆̚r̹̻̗̠̹̬ͤ͗ͭ̏̾͆ͣ̚r͎̺̞̓̿́̓̓̽y̭̭͈ͯ͆ͨ́ͭ ̯͇̱̩͉̜͉̘͆̿͆̂͆͂̽C̘̼̺̤͉̞̓ͮ̊̊̀ͤh͕͎͖̪̯͖̪̥̅͒ͨͅr̪͓ͪ͐ͩͥ͐́ͥ͌ȉ̝̣͍̜̮ͪ̔̑̓̅̽͆ͥs̙̩͓̅̓̅̾ͦ̊ͧ͗t̳̳̣̑̏̀m̜̺͍̰̳̲ͦͣ̃͐̈̍a̝͕̝̺̿͋̋s̬̻̯̱̩͑ ̭͍͇̖͙̫͇̗͋̓͊̚ͅf̦̳ͧ̃̉̽̇r͎͈̦̮ͬ̄ͬͬͨ̈̏̋ö͙́̇͌ͭ̚m͔̣ͣͬ̋ͥ͂ ͕̹̭̼̳̜̲͛ͪ̈́̑̈́̅t̘̰̝̬͙̺ͭ͛ͣͨḥ̖͓̳̬̤̠̦͚̉̈ͩ͑e͉̤͎̓ͫ̾ͅ ͓̥̱͕̟̳̯̔ͭͯ̄ͅB̩͚̲͖͕͊͋̈̉Ḇ̳̻̘͕͔ͨ͂C̩̞̲͔̤̪̱̎̾́̏͆͊
when you try and defend yourself and your parents yell at you for talking back so you just have to stand there like
i can’t even begin to put into words how excited I was when all the Doctors showed up.
and in that moment i realized that the Doctor had already “lost” the Ponds and was coming back because he missed them